This is your first post to test stuff. I hope that everything is working! The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!
It doesn’t look so shiny to me. We’re also Santa Claus! We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. Noooooo! Guess again.
I can explain. It’s very valuable. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You are the last hope of the universe. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!
Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.
- I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
- Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
- Bender, we’re trying our best.
Can I use the gun?
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
- Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
- Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.”
- Yeah, lots of people did.
File not found. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?
Tell them I hate them. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? How much did you make me? Soon enough. I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.
Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.
When will that be? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. You know, I was God once.
This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?
Bender, quit destroying the universe! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
Throw her in the brig. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Negative, bossy meat creature! OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… Your best is an idiot!
Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. Who are those horrible orange men? Oh sure! Blame the wizards! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
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